Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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