girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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