She said her name was "party"
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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