so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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