She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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