So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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