dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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