I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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