and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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