on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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