So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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