Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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