Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i dont even know how to be here
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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