It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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