eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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