how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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