Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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