ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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