i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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