Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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