that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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