what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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