I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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