Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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