Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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