ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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