dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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