Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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