we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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