Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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