ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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