Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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