It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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