Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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