i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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