I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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