Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
being pregnant is like rehab
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Two words: nipple clamps
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