You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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