I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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