with your own penis?
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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