would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
