Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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