I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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