I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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