If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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