Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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