is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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