I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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