let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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