yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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