the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We need to rekindle our bromance
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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