people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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