Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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